Scrapbooking and Markers

Inspiration has struck like so much lightning!
I was perusing Deviant art.com
and I came across a tutorial that talked about using scrap-booking backgrounds as...well, backgrounds for drawings.

Based on the instructions in the tutorial I decided to add my own personal touch to this idea.

(right:Handheld Fairy) To the right is what came out. I plan on experimenting with this further.


She has a secret!?

"What happens when an irresistible force meets an immovable object?" Discuss.

The lighting in the restaurant was subdued

When the irresistible force met the immovable object

He started with a cheesy line

“Hey do ya come here often?”

But he said it in a forceful tone

The immovable object was not moved and looked at him with dicuss…t

Flowers! YEA!

It's actually kind of ironic I really like drawing them
but...
I'm not actually a huge fan of flowers
Yeah I admit they are GORGEOUS and some smell absolutely AMAZING!
but many of them don't last long

but I digress

At long last I have finished another Flower girl!
and I'm really happy with the composition of this one.

and here's a quick peek at one I'm still working on.
this one isn't even completely traced

Why do girls become strippers?

more importantly
why do some man pay to watch strippers?
besides my grandma will do it for free
and with a meatloaf!

Fun with colored pencils!

Who knew a light table, some colored pencils, and an idea could be so much fun!

Ok,for some reason all my mentally inspired peoples end up dead center on the page. And after 'gandering' at a "Butterflies & Blossoms Stained Glass Coloring Book" I got to thinking. I'm not so good at making environments for my peoples to hang in, so why not just give them something to stand in front of! So I drew my person hanging in dead space then I traced the 'Blossom' around her leaving out the 'Butterflies' part, and after a splash of color the image started lookin' kinda spiffy^-^

I've got a lot of ideas going through my head as to what I can do with this, and these are only the first two! I'm so excited!

It's going to be interesting to see where this venture leads.

Videogames do not cause violence.

don't tell me games don't lead to violence

I know monopoly games that have started life long feuds

I know what you mean though

many serial killers watch horror films

not because it makes them violent

it gives them ideas

However video games do seem to be getting better

I'm waiting for splatter vision

if I'm going de-sensitized from violence I want a blood bath

What supernatural power/ability would you like to have?

The ability to make my belly wiggle REALLY fast

Take that evil doers!

What's the problem with nudity?

ok

your nude

your talking with your buddies

suddenly there's a gut renching fart

usually you can blame the dog

but when your but vibrates with this amazing release

you can't blame the family dog

What's it called when you don't have a personality?

not having a personality?

thats called death

Killing: Is it ever right?

Of course!

cow + bun = happy happy

Reality

reality is the sweet hamburger that nobody wants

What do you think of devoloping technology?

I think it needs a training bra

on a heavier note

technology is always more advanced then morality

Should i get pregnant?

....Ok look at this way....

get a bag bleached flour

tape it to your stomach

develope a random craving for pickles

after eight or nine months while gently removing the flour sack imagine passing a whole watermelon

draw a face on your "new baby"

...a convincing one...

give it a namenow set your alarm to go off randomly 3 to 4 times a night

for added measure make a recording of a baby screaming its little lungs out for no particular reason

cancel all your leisure activities and replace them with: feed it, change it, make it laugh, (which may in fact be easier to do than it would in reality)

and teach it to walk!

after 2 years start walking around your house saying no... no... no! put that down!!

I learned on the news, New York banned salt from being served in restaurants.

thank God

now while I'm scarfing down my five, triple stack Big Mac's in the "fresh" New york air

I won't have to fret about my salt intake

phew

Which is better the Hot Jocks or the sexy Preppy

depends

what do you find better

personally I like the ones with the industrial strength paper bag on their head

so we match

Could you date yourself?

first I would turn the lights down lowww

then I would chase my ear around and when I catch it

I would whisper sweet nothings into it

then I would cut a hot pocket in half and intertwin my arms and feed it to me

all the while playing footsy with me

then when I go in for the kiss I would......

I would start shouting

!No I'm not being condesending!

!No you can't take dance lessons!

!YOU MAKE A VERY GOOD POINT!

then I would put baby food on a teddybear and name it Joseph

then pace around the room and wonder where did me go wrong

Is there a Roman God you would like to meet?

If there was ever a God I would like to meet
it would be Saritor
the Roman God of the hoe
Yes I have used a hoe
but it so hard to find a good one these days
just imagine a cerimonial jewel encrusted hoe
WoW
I wonder if he has as big a collection of hoe's as I do?

Your topic "Write a Cheesy anime plot" Has been moved

(I posted this in the writers forum at Gaia and I got)

Your topic has been moved to chatterbox, because of lack of discussion

I'm sorry

I thought writers would like to, oh I don't know write

silly me

now I know that writers like to talk about writing

and don't actually like to write

I only ment for people to be able to use their random bits of discarded plots, in a fun way.

thank you for setting me straight

Now the people who ask you what your favorite color is, get to have fun with it.

What's the perfect way to end a thread?

Ode to the smelly nugget I found in my nose

oh to repose on upon what stopped the flows

what the gust of nostral air spat

not loose or sticky

though hard still icky

tis shaped like a bunny named steve