Ganderer's

Wednesday, January 20, 2010

Time travel, what's your opinion?

If we could time travel
things would ALWAYS be changing
example
I go back in time to buy stocks low and sell high
individual two goes back in time to kill the president of said company
now I'm poor
individual three goes back in time to meet buddha
individual four goes back in time to kill and replace buddha
and these are the easiest to predict
think about time travel marriages and the mass chaos that would insue
who invented the light bulb
james
john
kurtis
sam
doidle
and it wasn't the light bulb is was the
nacho maker
toilet paper replenisher
shrink ray
pelvic mood stone
clip on nose
You get the idea

Do we put to much value in beauty?

Beauty is only skin deep
here
let me show you

Can one person really change the world?

I don't think they make diapers that big

Tuesday, January 19, 2010

Americans: Why do YOU need to own a gun?

well
you can't very well shoot people without it
now can you
try waving a silver bullet in their face see what happens
thats right!
nothing!

How come Schizophrenia is more common than Videogame Siezures?

there are definately more video games in homes that would cause seizures
then objects that would lead someone to become Schizophrenic
both of me agree with this

Monday, January 18, 2010

What's wrong with being gay?

well being gray is just not a normal skin tone
I know that some animals can have gray coats
and fish at times in the wild can appear gray
but gray people, no I've just never seen one
oooooooooooooh...gaaaaay
never mind

Sunday, January 17, 2010

Is society corrupt?

I believe society as a whole is corrupt
just get on the highway...and drive the speed limit
you know that sign every mile or so that says 65

How do YOU relax?

I bath in tens and tweentys

Paranormal Activity, do you believe?

I firmly believe in paranormal activity
I have windows vista
need I say more