What supernatural power/ability would you like to have?

The ability to make my belly wiggle REALLY fast

Take that evil doers!

What's the problem with nudity?

ok

your nude

your talking with your buddies

suddenly there's a gut renching fart

usually you can blame the dog

but when your but vibrates with this amazing release

you can't blame the family dog

What's it called when you don't have a personality?

not having a personality?

thats called death

Killing: Is it ever right?

Of course!

cow + bun = happy happy

Reality

reality is the sweet hamburger that nobody wants

What do you think of devoloping technology?

I think it needs a training bra

on a heavier note

technology is always more advanced then morality

Should i get pregnant?

....Ok look at this way....

get a bag bleached flour

tape it to your stomach

develope a random craving for pickles

after eight or nine months while gently removing the flour sack imagine passing a whole watermelon

draw a face on your "new baby"

...a convincing one...

give it a namenow set your alarm to go off randomly 3 to 4 times a night

for added measure make a recording of a baby screaming its little lungs out for no particular reason

cancel all your leisure activities and replace them with: feed it, change it, make it laugh, (which may in fact be easier to do than it would in reality)

and teach it to walk!

after 2 years start walking around your house saying no... no... no! put that down!!