Flowers! YEA!

It's actually kind of ironic I really like drawing them
but...
I'm not actually a huge fan of flowers
Yeah I admit they are GORGEOUS and some smell absolutely AMAZING!
but many of them don't last long

but I digress

At long last I have finished another Flower girl!
and I'm really happy with the composition of this one.

and here's a quick peek at one I'm still working on.
this one isn't even completely traced

Why do girls become strippers?

more importantly
why do some man pay to watch strippers?
besides my grandma will do it for free
and with a meatloaf!

Fun with colored pencils!

Who knew a light table, some colored pencils, and an idea could be so much fun!

Ok,for some reason all my mentally inspired peoples end up dead center on the page. And after 'gandering' at a "Butterflies & Blossoms Stained Glass Coloring Book" I got to thinking. I'm not so good at making environments for my peoples to hang in, so why not just give them something to stand in front of! So I drew my person hanging in dead space then I traced the 'Blossom' around her leaving out the 'Butterflies' part, and after a splash of color the image started lookin' kinda spiffy^-^

I've got a lot of ideas going through my head as to what I can do with this, and these are only the first two! I'm so excited!

It's going to be interesting to see where this venture leads.

Videogames do not cause violence.

don't tell me games don't lead to violence

I know monopoly games that have started life long feuds

I know what you mean though

many serial killers watch horror films

not because it makes them violent

it gives them ideas

However video games do seem to be getting better

I'm waiting for splatter vision

if I'm going de-sensitized from violence I want a blood bath

What supernatural power/ability would you like to have?

The ability to make my belly wiggle REALLY fast

Take that evil doers!

What's the problem with nudity?

ok

your nude

your talking with your buddies

suddenly there's a gut renching fart

usually you can blame the dog

but when your but vibrates with this amazing release

you can't blame the family dog

What's it called when you don't have a personality?

not having a personality?

thats called death

Killing: Is it ever right?

Of course!

cow + bun = happy happy

Reality

reality is the sweet hamburger that nobody wants

What do you think of devoloping technology?

I think it needs a training bra

on a heavier note

technology is always more advanced then morality

Should i get pregnant?

....Ok look at this way....

get a bag bleached flour

tape it to your stomach

develope a random craving for pickles

after eight or nine months while gently removing the flour sack imagine passing a whole watermelon

draw a face on your "new baby"

...a convincing one...

give it a namenow set your alarm to go off randomly 3 to 4 times a night

for added measure make a recording of a baby screaming its little lungs out for no particular reason

cancel all your leisure activities and replace them with: feed it, change it, make it laugh, (which may in fact be easier to do than it would in reality)

and teach it to walk!

after 2 years start walking around your house saying no... no... no! put that down!!

I learned on the news, New York banned salt from being served in restaurants.

thank God

now while I'm scarfing down my five, triple stack Big Mac's in the "fresh" New york air

I won't have to fret about my salt intake

phew

Which is better the Hot Jocks or the sexy Preppy

depends

what do you find better

personally I like the ones with the industrial strength paper bag on their head

so we match

Could you date yourself?

first I would turn the lights down lowww

then I would chase my ear around and when I catch it

I would whisper sweet nothings into it

then I would cut a hot pocket in half and intertwin my arms and feed it to me

all the while playing footsy with me

then when I go in for the kiss I would......

I would start shouting

!No I'm not being condesending!

!No you can't take dance lessons!

!YOU MAKE A VERY GOOD POINT!

then I would put baby food on a teddybear and name it Joseph

then pace around the room and wonder where did me go wrong

Is there a Roman God you would like to meet?

If there was ever a God I would like to meet
it would be Saritor
the Roman God of the hoe
Yes I have used a hoe
but it so hard to find a good one these days
just imagine a cerimonial jewel encrusted hoe
WoW
I wonder if he has as big a collection of hoe's as I do?

Your topic "Write a Cheesy anime plot" Has been moved

(I posted this in the writers forum at Gaia and I got)

Your topic has been moved to chatterbox, because of lack of discussion

I'm sorry

I thought writers would like to, oh I don't know write

silly me

now I know that writers like to talk about writing

and don't actually like to write

I only ment for people to be able to use their random bits of discarded plots, in a fun way.

thank you for setting me straight

Now the people who ask you what your favorite color is, get to have fun with it.

What's the perfect way to end a thread?

Ode to the smelly nugget I found in my nose

oh to repose on upon what stopped the flows

what the gust of nostral air spat

not loose or sticky

though hard still icky

tis shaped like a bunny named steve

If the Garden of Eden still existed, which it very well could, you could prove the existence of God

For the Garden of Eden to exist today

it would have to, have survived a flood

and I don't know how long a Cherubim can hold it's breath

I have some swamp land that might Eden

and I found a stick that could be from the tree of the knowledge of good and evil

as well as a really rancid apple core

oh

and I found a fig leaf with an unusual human marking on it

finally

what does an out of work cherubim do anyway?

ATHEISTS AND LIBERALS HAVE HIGHER IQs - there's now evidence

There was a link in the original post, which I followed

and in second paragraph I read

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"...and the data should not be used to stereotype or make assumptions about people"

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but,

on the other hand Christians know that compared to God we look like dolts,

so it's a win win, for you guys anyway.

Greaaaaaaat...

Time travel, what's your opinion?

If we could time travel

things would ALWAYS be changing

example

I go back in time to buy stocks low and sell high

individual two goes back in time to kill the president of said company

now I'm poor

individual three goes back in time to meet buddha

individual four goes back in time to kill and replace buddha

and these are the easiest to predict

think about time travel marriages and the mass chaos that would insue

who invented the light bulb

james

john

kurtis

sam

doidle

and it wasn't the light bulb is was the

nacho maker

toilet paper replenisher

shrink ray

pelvic mood stone

clip on nose

You get the idea

Do we put to much value in beauty?

Beauty is only skin deep

here

let me show you

Can one person really change the world?

I don't think they make diapers that big

Americans: Why do YOU need to own a gun?

well

you can't very well shoot people without it

now can you

try waving a silver bullet in their face see what happens

thats right!

nothing!

How come Schizophrenia is more common than Videogame Siezures?

there are definately more video games in homes that would cause seizures

then objects that would lead someone to become Schizophrenic

both of me agree with this

What's wrong with being gay?

well being gray is just not a normal skin tone

I know that some animals can have gray coats

and fish at times in the wild can appear gray

but gray people, no I've just never seen one

oooooooooooooh...gaaaaay

never mind

Is society corrupt?

I believe society as a whole is corrupt

just get on the highway...and drive the speed limit

you know that sign every mile or so that says 65

How do YOU relax?

I bath in tens and tweentys

Paranormal Activity, do you believe?

I firmly believe in paranormal activity
I have windows vista
need I say more