I learned on the news, New York banned salt from being served in restaurants.

thank God

now while I'm scarfing down my five, triple stack Big Mac's in the "fresh" New york air

I won't have to fret about my salt intake

phew

Which is better the Hot Jocks or the sexy Preppy

depends

what do you find better

personally I like the ones with the industrial strength paper bag on their head

so we match

Could you date yourself?

first I would turn the lights down lowww

then I would chase my ear around and when I catch it

I would whisper sweet nothings into it

then I would cut a hot pocket in half and intertwin my arms and feed it to me

all the while playing footsy with me

then when I go in for the kiss I would......

I would start shouting

!No I'm not being condesending!

!No you can't take dance lessons!

!YOU MAKE A VERY GOOD POINT!

then I would put baby food on a teddybear and name it Joseph

then pace around the room and wonder where did me go wrong