Ganderer's

Monday, March 15, 2010

Is there a Roman God you would like to meet?

If there was ever a God I would like to meet
it would be Saritor
the Roman God of the hoe
Yes I have used a hoe
but it so hard to find a good one these days
just imagine a cerimonial jewel encrusted hoe
WoW
I wonder if he has as big a collection of hoe's as I do?

Tuesday, March 9, 2010

Your topic "Write a Cheesy anime plot" Has been moved

(I posted this in the writers forum at Gaia and I got)

Your topic has been moved to chatterbox, because of lack of discussion


I'm sorry
I thought writers would like to, oh I don't know write
silly me
now I know that writers like to talk about writing
and don't actually like to write
I only ment for people to be able to use their random bits of discarded plots, in a fun way.
thank you for setting me straight
Now the people who ask you what your favorite color is, get to have fun with it.

Friday, March 5, 2010

What's the perfect way to end a thread?

Ode to the smelly nugget I found in my nose
oh to repose on upon what stopped the flows
what the gust of nostral air spat
not loose or sticky
though hard still icky
tis shaped like a bunny named steve

Wednesday, March 3, 2010

If the Garden of Eden still existed, which it very well could, you could prove the existence of God

For the Garden of Eden to exist today
it would have to, have survived a flood
and I don't know how long a Cherubim can hold it's breath
I have some swamp land that might Eden
and I found a stick that could be from the tree of the knowledge of good and evil
as well as a really rancid apple core
oh
and I found a fig leaf with an unusual human marking on it
finally
what does an out of work cherubim do anyway?