....Ok look at this way....
get a bag bleached flour
tape it to your stomach
develope a random craving for pickles
after eight or nine months while gently removing the flour sack imagine passing a whole watermelon
draw a face on your "new baby"
...a convincing one...
give it a namenow set your alarm to go off randomly 3 to 4 times a night
for added measure make a recording of a baby screaming its little lungs out for no particular reason
cancel all your leisure activities and replace them with: feed it, change it, make it laugh, (which may in fact be easier to do than it would in reality)
and teach it to walk!
after 2 years start walking around your house saying no... no... no! put that down!!
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