I learned on the news, New York banned salt from being served in restaurants.

thank God

now while I'm scarfing down my five, triple stack Big Mac's in the "fresh" New york air

I won't have to fret about my salt intake

phew

Which is better the Hot Jocks or the sexy Preppy

depends

what do you find better

personally I like the ones with the industrial strength paper bag on their head

so we match

Could you date yourself?

first I would turn the lights down lowww

then I would chase my ear around and when I catch it

I would whisper sweet nothings into it

then I would cut a hot pocket in half and intertwin my arms and feed it to me

all the while playing footsy with me

then when I go in for the kiss I would......

I would start shouting

!No I'm not being condesending!

!No you can't take dance lessons!

!YOU MAKE A VERY GOOD POINT!

then I would put baby food on a teddybear and name it Joseph

then pace around the room and wonder where did me go wrong

Is there a Roman God you would like to meet?

If there was ever a God I would like to meet
it would be Saritor
the Roman God of the hoe
Yes I have used a hoe
but it so hard to find a good one these days
just imagine a cerimonial jewel encrusted hoe
WoW
I wonder if he has as big a collection of hoe's as I do?

Your topic "Write a Cheesy anime plot" Has been moved

(I posted this in the writers forum at Gaia and I got)

Your topic has been moved to chatterbox, because of lack of discussion

I'm sorry

I thought writers would like to, oh I don't know write

silly me

now I know that writers like to talk about writing

and don't actually like to write

I only ment for people to be able to use their random bits of discarded plots, in a fun way.

thank you for setting me straight

Now the people who ask you what your favorite color is, get to have fun with it.

What's the perfect way to end a thread?

Ode to the smelly nugget I found in my nose

oh to repose on upon what stopped the flows

what the gust of nostral air spat

not loose or sticky

though hard still icky

tis shaped like a bunny named steve

If the Garden of Eden still existed, which it very well could, you could prove the existence of God

For the Garden of Eden to exist today

it would have to, have survived a flood

and I don't know how long a Cherubim can hold it's breath

I have some swamp land that might Eden

and I found a stick that could be from the tree of the knowledge of good and evil

as well as a really rancid apple core

oh

and I found a fig leaf with an unusual human marking on it

finally

what does an out of work cherubim do anyway?